Some reflections for this
first week of January 2011…What's been up with the myriad of tots gone missing
or murdered lately? The news is strewn with these stories. Hasn't anyone
ever heard of asking family for help, calling Parents Anonymous, or just leaving
the kid at a fire station or hospital?...If Mitt Romney was a
food, he would be a plain scoop of vanilla ice cream in a white bowl. Is anyone more boring than Romney?..Teen brat singer Justin Bieber now sports a tat of Jesus on his knee.
This means that when he kneels to pray, he'll be grinding Jesus' face off.
Nice…..John Huntsman is the only Republican candidate who might be able to beat the President but where the heck is he? If
John Huntsman was a food, he would be a steak salad. Think about it…Just took a
peak at the new TLC reality show All-American
Muslim about several Moslem families living in Dearborn, Michigan. The show
needs a little more pzazz! action! Since I like this show, some
might say that I've either been duped by the evil or stupid Liberal Left or else
I'm currently checking out the hijab spring fashions…Today, Eric Holder of the Department of Justice
announced that the old definition of rape no longer is sufficient. Why not? It
was written in 1926. The 2011 description of rape now includes men as well as women
victims. Truly, this is evidence of evolving life on this planet and a further reason the space aliens should not destroy our planet…Mad Men will be returning soon. Something
about this series is starting to feel a tad stale. It also hasn't helped that Matt Weiner recently
felt compelled to announce he will end the series with an old Don Draper. Kimberly-Clark's Depend Guards for
Men might be a good product placement for that last season.…The
Department of Labor announced 1.6 million new jobs have been gained in 2011 and
unemployment rates have also dropped to the lowest level since February 2009. Repubs, don't look now but your patron saint
Ronald Reagan had the same unemployment rate to deal with one year prior to his
re-election in the eighties….Mystery Question: Does anybody know why Piers Morgan keeps saying
"WE" during discussions about our American politics and our problems?
Does he have the proverbial rodent hiding somewhere on his person?...The string is now closed.
